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Diggum-Deep Mortuary
Funerals so nice, you'll want to die twice
Diggum-Deep Mortuary is the east anchor of Old Town
A fine establishment operated by Willy Diggum and Barry M. Deep.
A tradition of service since last week.
Quantity discounts available
if you're runnin' with a rough crowd.
Six foot deep and surprisingly cheap.
We put you in the ground with no money down

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Remember the Old Town Saloon is still right next door!
They are still the biggest source of business for us. Go have a drink and come see us afterwards.